Standards are changing!!

Last night I decided to have a neck massage.
I thought it odd when she asked me to strip off!!
Anyway, after her hands going to the nether regions I though I had made a mistake.
I wasn't offered any extras!
Not sure of her qualifications, but my neck was worse!

Anyway, got in a cab to go home and the guy just couldn't keep a straight line and I was glad to get back to the Hotel from feeling sick

Just went to a well known sandwich - cum- restaurant place called ' Jones'.
Food is good but service and politeness strike a 1 out of 10 on my scale.
They are rude and not friendly.
They have sas made up with good bread and the quality is good and the cakes etc good.

Anyway I wanted just a plain cheese sandwich as they have a seperate speciality cheese shop as well.

Bearing in mind that there were empty tables (before 12 noon) and no queue, I was told ' Oh no sir not during our busy time, come back after 3pm.
I thought in the food & Beverage business and with the slump etc you give the customer wehat they want, well not here.
Customer service does not exist and they are lazy bastards!!